Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Welcome to the Fourth Quarter



I asked my youngest to brush her hair six times this morning.  I just dropped her off at school looking like she lives with squirrels.  The crazy in me secretly hopes she gets teased a little.  I’m not sure if my oldest brushed her teeth.  I can’t imagine she did considering she got out of bed at 20 after freaking 8. But I didn’t ask – I wanted to skip the exasperated “uuuugggghhhh – eye roll.”  As for me, I couldn’t find a travel mug, so you can slot me in with one of those people you see trying not to spill their morning cup of life while driving 60 km/hour down Dunkirk - in their pajamas.  It’s June 20.  WELCOME TO THE FOURTH QUARTER.


This time of year someone usually finds that meme about how the school lunch evolves over the year.  In September it’s chef worthy, real - meat sandwiches on whole grain bread with a side of snap peas and hummus and plain Greek yogurt with organic blueberries for snack.  By now, it’s croutons wrapped in tin foil.  Or if you’re like me, you send a couple bucks to school and tell yourself you’re helping the staff out by clearing out the canteen’s stock for the year.  My kids have been eating exclusively Bear Paws for the last week.  It’s fine.

My birthday is June 28, I spent most of my childhood celebrating my birthday on the last day of school.  Hell, my grade 12 graduation day WAS my 18th birthday.  But nope, not now.  Now we go to the absolute bitter end.  Thank you for early dismissal on June 30 guys.  We’re so grateful for that one extra hour.

How amazing are teachers though?  I mean, they. do. not. give. up! And I think more importantly they are still demonstrating patience with people like me. Email – “I lost my kids permission slip, so you can consider this email my permission, oh and do you accept etransfer?” Phone Call – “I just missed a call from my kid, would you go track her down?  She probably just wants a playdate after school, but last week she broke her arm so I want to be sure.” Email – “For the third week, my kid’s library books are sitting on the kitchen table.  How much to just buy them?”  Phone Call – “Is there anyway you can lend her some money for lunch?  Someone stepped on her sandwich.  The canteen only has Bear Paws? That’s great, she’ll take 4.”

Anyways, this is just a quickie to remind you that we are all in the same boat right now parents and the end is near! And thanks teachers. You seriously rule!  Come back next week when I share our summer homework schedule.  I’m thinking about starting a math club, so let me know if you’re interested. BAHAHAAHA.  Yeah freaking right.

MARGARITAS FOR ALL!

S



Sunday, April 10, 2016

From a Mom


Social Media is a lot of fun for me. It’s a great tool for my business, a venting platform for my tough days, a bragging platform for my wonderful days, and it gives me an opportunity to check out from the daily chaos of my life. In the past few years the Facebook experience has changed significantly though, and something that drives me BAT SHIT CRAZY is when people take something that they didn’t create (a recipe, a meme, a video, a piece of writing) and use it publicly to attract engagement or to go viral, without properly crediting the original owner/creator. And when the original owner is not credited and it’s something totally awesome, innocent people share it and then this beautiful, non credited gift is spread to thousands of people and the creator will never get the high fives they deserve! 

Most recently the greatest thorn in my side has been this wonderful write up, from a ‘hockey parent’ on what they’re really paying for. Read it, it’s lovely. 


FROM A HOCKEY PARENT:


One of my friends asked "Why do you pay so much money for your kids to play hockey?" Well I have a confession to make, I don't pay for my kids' hockey. Personally, I couldn't care less about hockey. (Kinda)
 

So, if I am not paying for hockey, what am I paying for? 
  • I pay for those moments when my kids become so tired they want to quit but don't.
  • I pay for those days when my kids come home from school and are "too tired" to go their practice but go anyway.
  • I pay for my kids to learn to be disciplined.
  • I pay for my kids to learn to take care of their body.
  • I pay for my kids to learn to work with others and to be good team mates.
  • I pay for my kids to learn to deal with disappointment, when they don't get that score they'd hoped for, the C or A on their jersey or the # on their back but still have to work hard anyway.
  • I pay for my kids to learn to make and accomplish goals.
  • I pay for my kids to learn that it takes hours and hours and hours and hours of hard work and practice to create a champion, and that success does not happen overnight.
  • I pay for the off chance that they may have an amazing coach that will teach them more than just hockey drills but about life
  • I pay for the opportunity my kids have and will have to make life-long friendships.
  • I pay so that my kids can be in the rink instead of in front of a screen...
  • I could go on but, to be short, I don't pay for hockey, I pay for the opportunities that hockey provide my kids with to develop attributes that will serve them well throughout their lives and give them the opportunity to bless the lives of others. From what I have seen so far I think it is a great investment!
Oh, I just love it. Everything this person has written, is so true. But guess what? I saw this exact same thing written about 6 months ago but IT WAS FROM A DANCE PARENT. Do you see what I mean? Give credit where credit is due! Or better yet, come up with your own goodness! Because when people like it and share it and relate to it, it’s far more satisfying! 

LIKE THIS 


FROM A MOM:
 

One of my friends asked, "Why do you put out so much time and effort and money for your kids to do so many extra curricular activities?” Personally, I couldn't care less about the time and effort and money FOR MY KIDS. (Kinda)
 

Here’s why we do it:
  • For those moments that my kids are so tired at the end of the day that they go straight to sleep at 8:30 and spend the entire night in their own damn beds.
  • I do it for those days when my kids come home from school acting like little a-holes and I get to pass them off to a coach or instructor who they happen to listen to better anyways.
  • I pay for my kids to learn to take care of their body because if they don’t make healthy choices and eat properly they will feel sick and weak and they won’t be able to play as well and then they’ll let their team down. They learn to leave the junk food for their Mom.
  • We do it so our kid makes friends outside of the school environment because the kid she’s been spending time with at recess sounds like a real shit head.
  • I pay for my kids to learn to deal with disappointment, because if they keep giving me sass, they don’t get to go to the pool, the rink, the gym and a Mama’s gotta have that carrot to dangle.
  • I do it so that every once in a while, I get an hour or two of sleeping in or silence in the house because everyone else is at the rink and I can drink hot coffee or perfectly chilled wine and eat all the chocolate or the hidden stash of Cheetos.
  • I pay for my kids to learn that it takes hours and hours and hours and hours of hard work and practice to create a champion, and that success does not happen overnight so they better spend all their spare time out in the yard, shooting pucks, dribbling the soccer ball, practicing their cartwheels and generally being out from under my feet while I’m trying to cook supper.
  • We do it because for an hour a day, their excellent coaches tend to be better role models than their strung out parents.
  • We do it for the opportunity we have to make friendships with activity parents. We don’t get much chance to know the parents from school but our social life majorly expanded when we started spending hours at the rink and or the soccer field. Especially since I readily share my flask.
  • I pay so that I can have uninterrupted screen time while my kids are on the rink, in the pool, on the field, in the gym. I will also eat all the cookies.
  • I could go on, but in short, we don’t pay, spend all this time, or put in all this effort for my kids just to do the activities. We’re doing it for a friggin break and the kids are definitely better off for it!
So to whomever wrote that first piece that has filled the hearts and justified the thoughts of many parents out there, THANK YOU. You inspired me to write and to share, if only for a brief moment and hopefully you helped me spread some light hearted laughter too!



Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Daycare Schmaycare



I found out today, that my youngest daughter was placed in morning Kindergarten next year, when I asked for afternoons, because of the daycare restrictions of other families.  The afternoon classes filled up first because those kids have morning daycare spots available to them and we all know that securing a daycare spot pulls rank over any other situation. (EYE ROLL)  I am so flippin tired of the daycare system!  

I have been on both sides of the fence.  I have been a parent paying for childcare and I have been paid to care for children.  One of the reasons I think the system is so tainted is because childcare providers deserve waaaaaaaay more money, but when our daughter was being cared for, we couldn’t afford to pay more!

If childcare providers were paid more, maybe there would be more of them because that’s the real problem.  There is not enough GOOD childcare in Manitoba.

I chose not to license my home ‘daycare’ because a) I didn’t want to go through the process and b) there was no way I was ever going to fit 7 kids in my tiny house/yard.  Not to mention, some of the rules and regulations do not jive with my parenting choices.  So the only rule I follow is a very strict one.  I cannot have more than 4 kids (including my own) in my care at any given time.  To be clear, my 15 year old neighbor can babysit the family of 6 down the street while their mom is working the night shift and that is perfectly fine.  But if I was being paid to watch 3 kids and my two kids were home, I would risk being shut down, despite parental permission.  All it would take, was one bitchy neighbor.  I have no idea how many people are out there, entirely capable like me, unlicensed watching 4, but imagine what would happen if the rules changed to 5, or parental consent became a factor!  How many more spaces would open up?  



I only know a few things about being licensed, but one of the most shocking is that if you decide to collect government grants, there is a maximum fee you can charge.  $22.20 under 2 and $18.80 for older kids.  (For the record, 4 children over 2 would work out to less than $8.00/hour – with the grant, AT MOST $12/hour – 50 hour weeks, no overtime)  I understand this being helpful for low income families that require subsidy, but if you have a family in your care whose payments are not subsidized, they are getting a maaaaajor break.  In some cases, they are paying less than HALF of what other families are paying.  And my mildly educated opinion is that because the ‘waiting lists are so long’ and there is such a shortage of availability, those spots should ONLY be held by families that need the help.  The grant money is already allotted based on the number of children requiring subsidy anyways.  In my ‘daycare community’ a discussion popped up on this topic.  “...centres get alot more money then homes do, as far as grant money goes. People also think we get reimbursed for the money we spend on crafts and toys but we don't. The grant money should be for that but most of us need it as the supplement for our rates being so low.  The part that sucks is that once my infants are 2 they are preschool so I either take a pay hit or look for a new infant for another year and make a family look for a new place. That sucks”

I have really wonderful daycare families!!  They are good to me.  Random acts of love, flexible schedules, well behaved children.  The thing is I am really good to them too.  I only charge for part time care, I don’t charge for stats or holidays and I have never taken a sick day!  That said, babysitting is not my sole source of income.  The truth is, if it was, I couldn’t afford to give that flexibility.  My friends will often hear me talking about how there is no money in daycare.  Especially with my own kids in my care.  And while I’m sure the families who are cutting my cheques every month feel differently, I actually don’t bring in that much income. After I pay my insane grocery bill and look after the wear and tear on my house.  (Ooohhh the wear and tear on my house!!!) there isn’t a whole lot left!  That is why so many home daycare providers require non refundable deposits, take paid holidays & stats, charge teachers for the summer, don’t accept part-time clients etc.  And because spaces are so limited across the board, daycare providers hold all the cards and parents simply have to work with them.  This isn’t surprising because as a parent, once you find a childcare provider that compliments your parenting strategy, you will bend over backwards to keep them happy.  It’s an accomplishment enough to find a spot, nevermind find a spot that you’re HAPPY with!  

We have never had our kids in a daycare center and I have never worked in a center, so I’m not sure I can provide a fair opinion but I can sure as hell rant and boy oh boy am I in the mood!   It is very clear the ‘wait list’ the government created to solve all the problems has done absolutely nothing and unless you know somebody or get your name on a list 3 years before you become pregnant you are SOL.  When I was calling for my oldest daughter 7 years ago, one woman actually laughed at me!  So when you DO get a spot in a center, then your entire world revolves around that spot.  If you’re lucky enough to get in to a daycare in your child’s school, you’ll only pay for the portion of the day you are usuing, but if it’s a center that transports (additional fee for transport) unless you can find a family to time-share with you for half day Kindergarten, it is quite likely you will be paying for a full spot, even if you don’t require one. 

Can’t anyone see that no one is winning?  THANK GOD FOR GRANDPARENTS.
 
Here is what we need: 

  1. Full day Kindergarten
  2. Before and After School Programs in ALL THE SCHOOLS

I have no idea what my future holds.  My youngest is starting Kindergarten and I am already worrying about the difficulty of next year.  Because of her class time, I will be hauling the daycare kids, to and from school (unwalkable in winter) three times/day.  All because 35+ families have no flexibility with their daycare.  Uuuggghhh!  

Thank you for listening.  I almost feel better!  End rant.

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